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I’m Not Always a Bitch Tee – Just Kidding, Go F★ck Yourself

I’m Not Always a Bitch Tee – Just Kidding, Go F★ck Yourself

Regular price $27.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.00 USD
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Sweet? Sometimes. Honest? Always. This tee serves up fake niceness in the first line and delivers the truth in the next—loud, bold, and unapologetically pink. Perfect for days when you’re done playing nice and ready to speak fluent sarcasm without saying a word.

Shirt Details:

Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors have a dash of polyester grit)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk so it holds its fit

Side-seamed construction for a lasting shape

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability

Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

We don’t crank out piles of cheap tees to sit around collecting dust. Every shirt is made fresh the moment you order—no waste, no overproduction, no fast-fashion garbage. It might take a few more days to ship, but you’re getting something made just for you.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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