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I’m Not Always a Dick Tee – Sarcasm Served Raw

I’m Not Always a Dick Tee – Sarcasm Served Raw

Regular price $27.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.00 USD
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For the days when subtlety is dead and you’re done playing nice. This shirt does all the talking—starts with fake politeness, ends with a verbal grenade. Wear it to the bar, family gatherings, or anywhere you want people to know exactly where they stand. Zero sugarcoating, 100% attitude.

Shirt Details:

Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors have a dash of polyester grit)

Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you in the wash

Side-seamed construction for a solid fit

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US



We don’t stockpile mountains of shirts waiting to collect dust. Every piece is made fresh when you order—no waste, no overproduction, no pointless junk clogging up the planet. It might take a few more days to show up, but you’re getting something made just for you, not some cheap, mass-produced throwaway.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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