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I’m Not Always a Dick Tee – Sarcasm Served Raw
I’m Not Always a Dick Tee – Sarcasm Served Raw
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$27.00 USD
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For the days when subtlety is dead and you’re done playing nice. This shirt does all the talking—starts with fake politeness, ends with a verbal grenade. Wear it to the bar, family gatherings, or anywhere you want people to know exactly where they stand. Zero sugarcoating, 100% attitude.
Shirt Details:
Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors have a dash of polyester grit)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you in the wash
Side-seamed construction for a solid fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
We don’t stockpile mountains of shirts waiting to collect dust. Every piece is made fresh when you order—no waste, no overproduction, no pointless junk clogging up the planet. It might take a few more days to show up, but you’re getting something made just for you, not some cheap, mass-produced throwaway.
Shirt Details:
Premium 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors have a dash of polyester grit)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you in the wash
Side-seamed construction for a solid fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
We don’t stockpile mountains of shirts waiting to collect dust. Every piece is made fresh when you order—no waste, no overproduction, no pointless junk clogging up the planet. It might take a few more days to show up, but you’re getting something made just for you, not some cheap, mass-produced throwaway.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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