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STRAWBERRY JAMS, GLOCK DON’T – DEADLY CUTE TEE

STRAWBERRY JAMS, GLOCK DON’T – DEADLY CUTE TEE

Regular price $27.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.00 USD
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Sweet like jam. Cold like steel. This ain't your grandma’s teddy bear—she’s strapped and creating chaos cutie vibes. If pink bows and pistol grips are your vibe, welcome to the party.

Printed on 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for that soft-but-deadly feel. Fabric weight’s 4.2 oz of rebel skin. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and built with shoulder-to-shoulder taping—because fit matters when you’re out here causing problems.
Blanks ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
MISFIT MERCH. PINK + VIOLENT.

This piece is made just for you the moment you order it—no stockpiles, no assembly lines.
It takes just a little longer to arrive, but that's because it isn’t sitting on a shelf collecting dust. It's yours when you order it. Thanks for choosing something made with purpose, not mass production.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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