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STRAWBERRY JAMS, GLOCK DON’T – NIGHT CREEPER EDITION

STRAWBERRY JAMS, GLOCK DON’T – NIGHT CREEPER EDITION

Regular price $27.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.00 USD
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CUTE’S DEAD. THIS ONE’S JUST HUNGRY AND ARMED.
This jam-snatching, glock-wielding gremlin is here for midnight snacks and absolute mayhem. Looks like forest critter vibes, feels like felony charges. You're not wearing this to blend in—you’re wearing it to unsettle.

Printed on 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for that soft-but-deadly feel. Fabric weight’s 4.2 oz of rebel skin. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and built with shoulder-to-shoulder taping—because fit matters when you’re out here causing problems.
Blanks ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
MISFIT MERCH. DARK + DERANGED.

Every order is made on purpose—not pulled from a pile.
We don’t keep shelves stacked with stuff no one asked for. When you buy this, it’s made just for you. That means less waste, more intention. Thanks for choosing something real.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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